About Me

My name is Katherine Kale.  I am an all-natural, unshaven brunette beauty with golden skin, hairy armpits, and a luscious natural bush.  A strict regimen of rich, healthy food and cardio exercise has sculpted my body into lithe curves. At five-foot-seven and one hundred forty pounds, I’m a graceful combination of soft and strong, fit and feminine.

At seventeen I made the decision to let my body hair grow as it pleases.  Though I admire the flashy brilliance of my diva sisters, I have never felt comfortable wearing lots of makeup and jewelry.  My look is simple and timeless.  With my big, dazzling eyes, freckles, and cheerful smile, I guess you could call me a girl-next-door.

I am a true libertine with a deep love for the natural world and my fellow humans, flawed though we may be. I rejoice in the human body, in its textures and scents, the unruly hairs that sprout from its hidden places, all of the “imperfections” that bestow upon each body its unique and titillating charm.

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When you meet me, you’re meeting the real me—sweet, sexy, and down-to-earth. I seek genuine connection in any encounter, and I find that laughter often helps. New friendships can certainly have an air of intensity but we needn’t take ourselves too seriously—this is supposed to be fun! Lest you get the wrong idea from my fancy prose and photos, I assure you that I am silly as hell and love a good joke. I have a fetish for really bad puns.

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Adventurous, intuitive, intelligent, candid, wild at heart… words are pretty but cannot compare to the visceral, soothing warmth of close and intimate conversation. I’m here to bring a little levity into your day, to help you relax into yourself, and to rejuvenate your lust for life. I’m your much-needed vacation.

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Perhaps you’re a little nervous to contact me, a mysterious, beautiful stranger—and who wouldn’t be? But one thing I’ve learned from my all of my adventures: sometimes you’ve just got to jump in.